The Random 12 Characters' Quiz! 8D, *not an ordinary characters' quiz* Come!

[Yue Yin]

OK, so it's pretty basic; choose twelve of your characters, numbering them like so:

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Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

I'll do an example for this in the next post ^^

[Yue Yin]

1) Solomon
2) Eden
3) Piper
4) Basileus
5) Mana
6) Rion
7) Doll
8) Seraphim
9) Shellpir
10) Shea
11) Lily
12) Mayonaka

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Probably Lily - unlike Rion, she actually has patience XP As for subject, it'd most definitely be dance.

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

Basileus and Lily actually have lots in common, now I think about it... but if I had to pick something, it'd be patience. They're both (nearly) infinitely patient and level-headed >>

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Mayonaka would probably send Seraphim off onto a mission to find some rare mystical item. And it probably would work... only for Seraphim to steal the item for himself XD

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

Most definitely Mana. She's mildly claustraphobic, so staying in one small, cramped place for a long period of time would drive her up the wall. She can't stand being still. Shellpir would just stay as cool as a cucumber, and probably do all he could to rile Mana even more~

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Most likely Eden - he's not as much of an antisocial lone wolf as Rion XD And so long as he gets good pay - or if he actually likes the person he's swearing fealty to, and means it - he'll be fine with it. Rion will work for somebody... but he won't pledge allegiance to them. He doesn't like the idea of serving somebody else >>

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

In Mana's case, she'd probably be better off with Shea rather than Shellpir X) If Mana and Shellpir were brought together, it'd be chaos - there's no balance at all XD Shea's more level-headed, so he'd be able to keep Mana under some measure of control - and he'd be able to clean the place and cook decent food without burning it >>

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

Probably to some random tavern - preferably one that sells good meat, in Mayonaka's case, him being the bloodthirsty carnivore he is. Eden and Doll would probably talk about their home, family, friends, old anecdotes and work, normal stuff like that. Mayonaka would probably talk about how well and often he's terrorised humans - and eaten them X)

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

Piper challenges Shea to a duel... Probably because Shea pissed Piper off or crossed her in some way >> And Piper doesn't let such slights go very easily. As for what would happen, well... Shea would probably be violently and gruesomely killed before too long, either by dark magic or pure brute vampiric strength <<

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

Seraphim's most precious 'possession' is probably his coven... If Solomon were to break it up or destroy it in some way, Seraphim would try to regather the old members and instill them with faith in him again. And of course, kill Solomon, or try to at least.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

'The Good Life' >> *shotshot*

Explanation: Doll just wants a quiet, calm life where he doesn't have to worry about money, food, and has good friends - he seeks simplicity. Mayonaka, meanwhile, just wants to screw as much good stuff out of his life for himself as he possibly can.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Oh, that's easy, since Solomon and Basileus already know each other X) Basileus is Solomon's former mentor in magic, soooo... Solomon could probably get into some kind of trouble or cause some sort of trouble, and Basileus would step in to solve the trouble (and admonish Solomon for his bad behaviour along the way).

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

I'd probably get along well with Mana, as she's always so cheery and happy-go-lucky... but by the end of the weekend, I'd probably want to kill Rion off, as he can be a really grumpy, sarcastic git at times >>

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I'd have Piper make up with her bloody brother already >>

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Probably Seraphim, though he wouldn't be different to what he is today by much. He'd just be moodier and more sulky >> Doll probably would've survived the best. After all, he was born in the hostile, snowy Northerrin mountains amongst a dozen perpetually-warring demon clans, and he came out all right. Any other sort of unstable home would be a paradise compared to that. Besides, Doll's always been a good survivor.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Probably Rion, even if he is a grump, because you never know what might happen with Solomon >> He's whimsical, completely unpredictable, and not that trustworthy when you come right down to it - you never know what might he do to you or for you.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

None of them - Piper would just kill them all, regardless >>

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

I can't imagine Lily getting drunk at all, but since it's with Mana (who's always getting drunk anyway), OK XD As for what would happen... Mayonaka would probably try to bed one of them. Or both >> Or maybe he'd just try and eat them, though if he did that, Mana's potent blood would end up destroying his insides and killing him.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Probably Piper, even though she's powerful and has a ton of minions, servants and slaves at her command - mostly because she's actually rather unhappy, dissatisfied and miserable deep down >>

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

My cruelty to them as a creator >> I'd just stay inside until I run out of food, then call in the rest of my characters to sort them out. If they join in the protesting... I'll just flee and hope for the best.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Doll kidnaps Eden and demands something from Mana in return. Hmm... Probably money or something boring like that XD

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Hell yes. Piper would probably end up killing off at least half of them >> The only definite one she wouldn't kill is Eden - but that's just because he can't be killed - by anything. She'd probably just put a curse on him or trap him somewhere.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

The Chaotic Magical Adventures of a Bunch of Eccentrics, Lunatics and Various Others *brick'd*

[Daemon]

-randomly lists the charries- 8D
When I looked back on this order after completing the quiz, I realized how coincidentally hilarious the randomisation turns out to be. >D

1) Chrysanthe
2) Athanasius
3) Xanderel
4) Celaena
5) Jason
6) Saros
7) Eostran
8) Mysia
9) Deyan
10) Mantra
11) Arie
12) Lucian

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Hmmm, that’s a hard one. Saros – the pretentiously wise, uppity angel; or Arie, the stubborn, uppity mage? Well, I’d say Arie’s age lets him down in this one even though he’s determined in the realms of knowledge. Saros is four times as old as Arie. Therefore, Saros would make the better college professor. As for what he would teach… Probably a form of sentient psychology – he knows a lot about the way humans’ minds work.

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

A tendency to lose their mettle – and I mean all of it – when they are stuck between a rock and a hard place.

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Well, Lucian’s the guru, and Mysia’s the magess likely to be under his tutelage. Lucian is definitely notorious for sending his pupils to do his chores for him – what a coincidence! The mission would probably be for Mysia to rescue one of Lucian’s old, distant friends from an inner ring of politics and lies, and bring the friend back to Lucian’s door. It should succeed, but only thanks to the guidance and directions of Lucian himself. >>

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

Oooh, Jason and Deyan. Lolol. xD The implications of that particular pairing are rather hilarious… if you wanna find out, click here. Though, Deyan would definitely crack first. Jason is inherently composed almost all the time, and Deyan is always on edge.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Ahaha. Athanasius the demon… and Saros the angel. Is it only me who finds that ironic? >D Saros would have to swear it first, but not because he’s more submissive in character. Athan just wouldn’t even consider it.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Jason, to pick between Deyan and Mantra? He’d pick Deyan for serious. He doesn’t want a crazed, insalubrious fallen angel living with him.

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

Athan, Eostran and Lucian. Usually, I classically write Eostran as Lucian’s prime pupil. All three would be rather fond of a lovely Mediterranean restaurant. They would end up discussing rather intellectual matters which border on the scientific – with pagan origins, of course. So – religion, creation, evolution, the supernatural; all that stuff.

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

Xanderel challenges Mantra to a duel. Why? Because he’s a narrow-minded monk and she’s a demented fallen angel. He would probably want to try and convert her… with good reason, of course. Mantra would accept the challenge. They’d be a fairly even match, although Xand possesses a greater deal of magic talent. He would probably end up forfeiting because Mantra would end up toying with him – she has far more agility and skill.

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

If Chrysanthe stole Mysia’s most precious possession… Well, Mysia’s a spirit-magess and would easily be able to track the young, innocent angel without too much trouble. In the end, Mysia would catch up with the fleet-winged Chrysanthe and the latter would just sigh, pout, and give it back without a fuss.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Eostran and Lucian, pupil and teacher, attaining what they most desire? The title of that would have to be: ‘Exalting Ranks .’ I was thinking, though, it could technically be, ‘The student became the teacher; alas, the teacher took over his sister’s empire.’ >>;;

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Chrysanthe and Celaena working together? An angel and harpy? Granted, that’s not as bad as an angel and a demon working together. The plot device would have to be that they have to reach a compromise after both of their lives are endangered…

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

If Jason and Saros visited me, I think I would get along very well with both of them – they’re both smart and shrewd, both likeable. Though, the difference between a normal human and an angel would definitely make a difference. Saros is wholly more contemptuous and infuriating than Jason, so I’d feel like killing off Saros more.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I would get Xanderel, with his magic skills, to convince my parents that I really am a trustworthy and good person so they could let me do whatever I want. D:

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different?
Who would've survived the best?

Eostran and Mysia. Hm. Technically, both of them grew up in a rather unstable and similar environment. Eostran would have survived the best. Mysia would definitely have been influenced the most – she’s already rather introverted as it is, and the instability would have further impacted upon her childhood psychological well-being.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Heh. One or six. Chrysanthe or Saros? Both angels. I’d stay over at Saros’ place. Chrysanthe can be rather flippant and facetious, and would probably forget to provide me with dinner – she forgets how different humans and her own kind can be. Saros, however, is incredibly practical and does his best to please puny humans.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Xand has to marry either Mysia, Celaena, or Deyan. The latter’s off the list – Xand doesn’t swing that way. He’d choose Mysia – she’s the human, and their temperaments and interests line up well.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

Jason and Arie get completely drunk and end up at Lucian’s house. Ehehe. Arie is clumsy enough when he’s sober – drunk, he’s a destructive machine. Jason would be trying to help Arie out, and in the process both would become flustered and aggravated and ruin quite a few of Lucian’s possessions. Lucian would be forced to sedate both of them… somehow. He might possibly provide them with some stronger alcohol, which would make it worse, and then he might call on a neighbour to club them both over the head.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Mantra, because even though her family background is good, the circumstances of his childhood were rather horrific, scarring her beyond total repair. As a result, she cares for nothing and no-one, doesn’t have anything to show for herself – no material possessions. So, she’s a pretty hard fail.

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

Eeek. They’d be protesting about the fact that I don’t get out of the house too much. They’d be protesting about my inactivity in real life and promise that as soon as they can they’d drag me out and take me somewhere far, far away. I would ignore them and lock myself in my room until the situation got out of hand – at which point I would flee.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Eostran kidnaps Athan and demands something from Jason for Eostran’s release. That would have to be Jason’s excellent collection of texts, books and scrolls.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Definitely not. Xand would not have a chance against all of ‘em. Against one, maybe, but despite his strong will he would freeze up when faced with so many people – even if they weren’t actually ganging up on him!

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Okay, let me sort this out. ‘Chrysanthe and Deyan team up to save the world from the threat posed by Celaena’s secret organization. Arie volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for Celaena. Meanwhile, Celaena has kidnapped Lucian in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Jason, they seek out Xanderel, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.’
The title of this fic would be: ‘Renegade Remonstrance’.

[Lighty]

1) Jakob Oshriek Grimsure
2) Elixia Grimsure (lighty) (sister of Jakob)
3) Robbie Steele
4) Mick Russe
5) Roan
6) Jamie (jasmine)
7) Elixia Oshreik
8) Oscar
9) Kathie Mickle 6-1-93
10) Larisa Selaque
11) Johnny
12) Daniel (cousin of Johnny)


1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Jamie would make a better college professor, mainly because she’s not an obsessed murderer like Johnny and actually has formal schooling. She’d have to wait a few years though being, what 17? She would definitely teach English

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

They’re both very intense people, without much patience/tolerance, who both feel constrained in the social situations they are in. They just have very different ways of dealing.

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Seeing as it’s Daniel, who is the BEST natural leader and planner in my opinion it is likely Oscar doesn’t even realize it’s a serious mission and unless he gets distracted by alcohol/friends/food it will likely succeed and is probably Oscar passing on a message to someone, likely Johnny.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

If by crack you mean madly try to escape that would be Roan, but he would probably manage to get out. If mentally crack, sadly that would Kathie, she probably couldn’t stand the pack thoughts coming from Roan, who would be nice and calm and most likely try to compose while waiting.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

I cant see Jamie swearing fealty to anyone, mainly cause she wouldn’t feel so below someone, or be in such a serious situation. And Lighty does like being a follower(though she’d protest that) and might do so to protect Jamie in some strange situation. That is such a weird answer, I didn’t see that coming.

For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Roan? My lovable werewolf? Well the reason would be a splitting of the pack, so...he’d probably want to go with someone nearer his age and less, on edge so he’d go with Larisa, they’d get on pretty well, though Roan would pretend to be human and she wouldn’t get his eccentricities and he would be confused by her grooming, as it were.

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

HAH 0.o Lighty, Elixia and Daniel? Um, They would go to some cozy warm pub for a hearty lunch out in the country somewhere, and they would probably end up not wanting to talk about their own situations AT ALL and so discuss trivial stuff like shows they’ve seen, tricks they can do, maybe tell bad puns.

3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

I have no idea, uh Well Larisa probably (accidentally!) hurt Em and Robbie would defend her or protect her and get bit too het up. Larisa would freak out, and surrender immediately, Robbie wouldnt even be able to try and hurt her and probably just make a sarcastic comment and not talk to her ever again.

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

He wouldn’t. Jakob is just too good at what he does for that. Oscar would probably have no idea what had happened and end up lost, angry and stranded on a wild goose chase. Unless...Jakob decided to play with him and lead him on...hmmm.

Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire

Reunion
All they both really want is their families back , so yeah, bit of an obvious title I suppose.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Oh dear, um I suppose they’re stranded somewhere making it necessity, or Jakob gets hurt so Mick helps him, and they do something together. THey’re both kinda self serving though obviously Jakob is much more twisted. Oh! Scottie and Lighty are in trouble, Mick would go through fire for Scottie and Jakob would have to be passing.


12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

I would love them both! We would have giggles and shtuffs. I would probably wanna kill off Jamie most, but only a very little, cause she’s all angsting over her ‘best friend’ but they’re both I think the most easy going out of that lot, and very cool. We’d write a whole load and maybe do some good ol’ slacking and chilling. A lot of outdoor stuff.

If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

OOh, Robbie...can’t really do much. I guess for the sake of my plot have him ask out Emily but, maybe give me a lift in his cool car.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Oscar would have changed the most, seeing as Elixia ended up in a crash and without her family anyway, he would be a lot more withdrawn without the safety net of his mum. Elixia is a tough old nut so she would have survived the best, but probably acted more vunerable.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

6 hands down. Jamie would be FAR better. I would not go with Jakob if you paid me. He’d likely dump me in a ditch somewhere.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

He would choose 9, as Kathie is the only female and he’s straight. They’d probably get on alright, he’d basically be saving her, but he’d probably get all morose from not having Emily.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

Well, 11 lives with 12 so it’s basically like Johnny getting smashed with a teenager and bringing him back for the night, a little dodgy to say the least. Danny would probably send both to bed, (Roan on the floor! nothing like that) and try and figure out what to do with the fact Roan now cant really leave as no one can know where they live.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Daniel is really really ill, so he could die soon which really is ya know, the end as it were of life; Mick has no kind of social survival skills, is in a really messed up relationship with his boyfriend and his bestfriend, and gonna lose both most likely, end up out of control and in a downward spiral, so him!

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

THey’re protesting all the crap in the back stories probably, and the fact all their role plays have petered out. I hide behind the curtains obviously, wait them out. Or maybe build a big bonfire, invite them for toasted things and cider.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Protection, or money.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

...No, he’s as good as dead.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Flights of Fantasy: A montage.

End!

[lukie]

1)Deln
2)Ulveri
3)Alen Bone
4)Mark Bone
5)Aursheo
6)Tranvis
7)Elvicorl
8)Ven
9)Zearl
10)A'len
11)Nalt
12)Jahrl Maliern


1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?
"Tranvis, he would teach Science."

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?
"Mark and Nalt Share their obliviousness to others feelings"

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
"Jahrl would send Ven on a mission to bring peace to some poor situation, and it would succeed, even if Ven had to kill half the people he was trying to save"

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?
"Aursheo is a golden saint who worships madness and Zearl is an alien, I would say Zearl"

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
"Ulveri would definitely swear fealty to Tranvis"

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
"Aursheo would pick A'len, though that would be a stupid choice in the end"
7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?
"Ulveri is a slut, Elvicorl is an insane power generator, and Jahrl is a magic user who is very important and logical, they would go to a book store and discuss philosophy"

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?
"They would challenge one another to a duel because A'len and Alen's name is almost exactly the same. Alen would kill A'len"

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.
"Ven would steal his possession back before Deln knew what hit him, and then assassinate him"

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"The world exploded"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
"Just telling Deln that Mark would be useful, and Mark would go along for friendship"

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?
"I would get along because Aursheo is hilarious and Tranvis is reasonable, if somewhat snobbish. I would kill off Tranvis"

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
"Change others opinion about me"

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?
"Ven on both parts"

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
"Deln, most certainly"

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
"Zearl because of the chance for power"

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?
"Jahrl would kick them out"

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
"Deln"
19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?
"They protest my cruelty, and I do nothing"

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
"His power"

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
"Yes, because Alen Bone is the strongest of the 12"

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"Thats what she said"

[Spotty]

OK, so it's pretty basic; choose twelve of your characters, numbering them like so:

1) Tenebrae
2) Verusha
3) Tiberui
4) Rozenn
5) Daejah
6) Acerbus
7) Sabryna Spence
8) Callistus
9) Ilario
10) Haidee
11) Ingrid
12) Calixa

Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Uh...Acerbus would be a more interesting college professor. >>; Ingrid, while a modern rp character, never went to college. Neither did Acerbus, he's medieval fanatasy, but he's a vampire that's been alive for hundreds of years; he could teach history? >>

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?
...rofl. Uh, in all honesty, they're very much opposites. I guess you could say they're both predictable?

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Calixa would definitely send Callistus to "MAKE FRIENDS 8D". As for Callistus' success? Definitely, Callistus is exceedingly charismatic.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?
Daejah and Ilario are both extremely introverted. So in all honesty, I think they'd be capable of tolerating each other. XD Of course, if someone had to crack first, it would be Ilario...when he runs out of booze.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Verusha would only swear fealty to Acerbus if her life was at risk. She's more chaotic good; Acerbus is an evil bastard vampire. XD So, he definitely wouldn't swear fealty to the con.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Haidee or Ilario? XD Probably Ilario, and only because she would try to "save" Ilario from destroying himself drinking.

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?
Somewhere in LA, because Sabryna won't eat anywhere else. >>; Calixa would put Sab and Verusha in Time Out faster than you can squeal "MY LITTLE PONY 8D"

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?
Uh. Tiberui would never. XD He loves Haidee...as much as the pixie can be loved. Though, maybe it's in the name of Prank Wars? <<

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.
Callistus' most precious possession is his ego, so... I don't know how Tenebrae could manage that one. >>

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Fame and World Peace

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
It would have to involve something happening to The First and Azriel, Tenebrae and Rozenn's lovers respectively. Otherwise, Tenebrae (<-- god mode villain) and Rozenn (<-- very moral "good guy") would never agree to working together.

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?
The whole weekend would be spent hiding in fear from Acerbus. ._.;
Acerbus, definitely.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Back massages. ^-^ Tiberui is very gentle.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?
With how self-centered Callistus and Sab are, I think they would have equally survived. <<; Though, I don't think Callistus would still manage to be so cheerful.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Tenebrae or Acerbus? >>;;; I guess I want to die?

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Probably Daejah, as 8 and 9 are guys. <<

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?
Calixa puts Daejah and Ingrid in Time Out. Indefinitely. <<;

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Ilario already fails at life.
He's making a victory lap. >>;

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?
Protest: Vegetarianism.
My response: Write an entry for FML.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Daejah is good with advanced technology. So, uh...maybe Sabryna demands a high tech cell phone from Daejah?

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
...no.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

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[LadyCrazy]

OK, so it's pretty basic; choose twelve of your characters, numbering them like so:

1) Reima
2) Bacchus
3) Yeva
4) Zerachiel
5) Edom
6) Ezio
7) Qismat
8) Laurentius
9) Taranis
10) Aino
11) Joachim
12) Adrastos

Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Oh, lol. XD Ezio is a vegetarian whenever he's awake, but he's a cannibal when he's asleep and sleepwalking. He tends to pout when he's awake, so he wouldn't be good at teaching a class then...but when he's asleep and cheerful, he'd devour the class. >>;

As for Joachim? Well. << He looks like a fairy. Wings and everything. I really don't think he'd put himself through the torment of teaching a college class. So...neither? XD They'd both suck at it.

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

Uhm... >> Zerachiel is one of my super sadists. He's the first embodiment of evil that there ever was...so he's pretty nasty. But he is fairly calm and elegant in addition to his sadism.

Normally, Joachim is pretty calm too, if a bit sulky. So, I guess they'd have that in common.

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Huh. I'm not sure what Adrastos would send Laurentius out on a mission for...at least not specifically. Laurentius DOES go on missions very often, and they're usually information gathering missions. XD I guess that would be it, and he usually does succeed in that. ^^b

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

Probably Edom, especially if they were stuck in there for a while. Edom is a cannibal, too...and he would get hungry. >> Taranis is just an illusionist. A very creepy and nasty illusionist...but he eats normal food.


5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

xD Oh wow. Uhm. >> I don't think it would ever make sense. Ezio doesn't give a damn about having minions or whatever...and he's more submissive himself when it comes to other sadists.

Bacchus is a clumsy, flailing inclined and hyperactive incubus. XD He's good, so he wouldn't swear fealty to Ezio nor would he accept a fealty from Ezio.


6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Probably Taranis. I wouldn't trust Edom with Aino...she's about six years old. >> Hell, I wouldn't trust TARANIS with Aino, but that's not what the question was asking.
>> You don't want to know why I wouldn't trust Taranis with Aino.


7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

Uhm. >> They'd probably just go to a smaller restaurant. None of them have any real dining preferences, but Qismat and Adrastos don't like huge crowds. Bacchus would probably be the one carrying on most of the conversation, as Qismat and Adrastos are pretty quiet; Qismat more so than Adrastos.


8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

Dude, that would be a jerk move on Yeva's part. D: Aino's six, what would there be to duel over? XD Unless this isn't a duel to the death and more like a... >> I can annoy you more than you can annoy me duel. Then that might make sense. They both go out of their ways to make fun of people.


9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

Reima WOULD do something like that. >> And Laurentius would just have to track Reima down. After that...Reima might just give it back to him. He's weird.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

True Peace

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

I...wouldn't have to use much of a plot device. Zerachiel just naturally has sadists working with him...and Reima's pretty reasonable. >> Well. In a way. He'd totally work with Zerachiel if Zerachiel simply asked him. XD

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

Ohgod.
Edom would terrify me and so would Ezio, at least when he was sleepwalking. Otherwise I'd get along with Ezio just fine.

I wouldn't feel like killing anyone, but I'm pretty sure they'd both want to kill me. >>;

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Huh. I'd probably order her to get me one of her father's weapons. >> They're pretty neat.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Laurentius would have definitely survived the best. Qismat would have ended up as he is now; fairly withdrawn and quiet. His home situation was...bad. >> Laurentius didn't have that great of a time growing up, either.
>8D I love being cruel to my characters.


15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Reima's. Definitely Reima's house. He may be a creeper and a stalker, but at least I'd know that he wouldn't do anything to me. If Ezio went to sleep...yeeeaaah, I'd be screwed.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Well, damn. XD Laurentius would be the most logical choice, as Zerachiel is The First Evil and Taranis is... >> well. A creeper. Laurentius is the only good one out of the bunch, and Yeva is more inclined towards good than evil.
Not to mention that Tenebrae would COMPLETELY destroy her if she tried to marry Zerachiel...and Zerachiel wouldn't even consider it to begin with.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

...well, first I'd question why Edom was drinking with Joachim. Secondly, I'd question why they'd go to Adrastos' house.
Oh, Adrastos would probably lock them out. >> And then Edom would probably cannibalize a random homeless person.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Depends on what you mean by "fail at life". Buut if we're going by the definition of just living life and interacting with others...that would probably be Qismat. He's very much a recluse.


19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

Uh. Well, I'm a huge ass to my characters, so that would be what they were protesting. I'd imagine that my sadists would be protesting the fact that I don't give them my good characters often enough to continue to traumatize them...and my good characters would protest me having traumatized them in the first place. >>;


20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

...Qismat would have to be either insane or completely plastered to kidnap Bacchus. XD He's an alchemist who does what he can to stay AWAY from people...why would he kidnap someone?
More importantly, why would he demand something from Edom for Bacchus' release? The only reason Edom would have any interest in Bacchus is because the incubus is on his rival's shit list. Beyond that, Bacchus wouldn't matter to him.


21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

No. Hell no. She would die and it would be painful.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

WTF Is Going On?
A Drunken Tale by Crazy

[Yalin]

OK, so it's pretty basic; choose twelve of your characters, numbering them like so:

1) Fenix
2) Elianna
3) Prince Augusto Vidal
4) Nadia Baskolar
5) Yalin Selang
6) Renn Tavira
7) Nevri
8) Tahmid
9) Fadilah
10) Amadi
11) Sadira
12) Reycee

Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Renn Tavira; History

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

I don't think Nadia and Sadira have anything in common, actually. Occasional pettiness, perhaps?

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Yes.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?
Ooh...I actually don't know. Probably Yalin.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Other way around.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Probably Fadilah, if there had to be a choice.

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss? Elianna, Nevri, and Reycee:
Those three would discuss men and argue about their views: Reycee at this point doesn't want to even look at a man, Elianna's madly in love with her husband, and Nevri is a Jedi and opposed to forming attachments. They would probably go to an ethnic restaurant of some kind.

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?
Amadi runs away because she had no training in weapons whatsoever.

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.
Tahmid would most likely attempt to kill Fenix by draining him dry, and end up decapitated. That, or try to maneuver political forces to hunt Fenix down and kill him, and still end up decapitated.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
No Men Needed

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
I would use a crossover twist between Star Wars and Vampire: the Requiem in which they both set out to conquer. Fenix would then end up enslaving Nadia and putting her over a very small portion of the universe.

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?
I would probably most feel like killing off Yalin Selang, but I would get along with both. Mostly Renn, despite her at times disagreeable disposition.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
We won't go there.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?
Nevri and Tahmid: Tahmid would have turned out slightly insane (good thing he lives forever - or at least until a mishap with the sun), and Nevri would've survived better. Or else, she would have gone Sith from the beginning.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Renn. Definitely.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Prince Augusto Vidal would choose to enslav...marry Nadia. Because. He already has.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?
Reycee slaps Sadira and kicks Yalin out.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Reycee. Not really her fault, though. >>

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?
They are protesting my authorly sadism. I will collaborate with my roleplay partners and have them abducted, killed, or put into some hopeless-seeming plot device.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Lightsaber.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
No.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
When the Bad Guys Win

[Axl]

OK, so it's pretty basic; choose twelve of your characters, numbering them like so:

1) Axl
2) Max
3) Violet
4) Jade
5) Kia
6) Artimes
7) Tanek
8) Erik(Oni)
9) Imenand
10) Conker
11) Horror
12) Renish

Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Renish, Art

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

Both hate living things

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
The mission is to get some drawing pencils and it fails.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?
Kia, Imenand would escape using the shadows leaving Kia to cry by himself.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Max would run away from Artimes and Artimes would laugh at him as he does so.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Kia would choose Conker, Imenand left Kia in an elevator.

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss? Kia, Tanek, and Renish.
Those three would discuss the lateness of the food and how come chinese food only fills you up for an hour. Chinese resturant, they needed something to complain about.

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?
Violet challenges Conker to a duel because she hates men. Conker loses because he can't hit a chick.

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.
Erik wouldn't, Axl would be all "I'ma stealerz this!" and run away, then hit a wall and chuckle as said precious pessession rolls into a sewer grate.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Bloody Paint

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
I don't want Axl working with Jade. Axl would freak out as she tries to bites his neck and flail. Jade would laugh at Axl and walk away.

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?
Artimes would most likely be the one to die because Kia is to much of a nice blond blue eyed guy to hate.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
>.> Axl asks you to use your imagination.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?
They would killed them selves fighting over a stuffed animal.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Axl because Artimes would try and eat me.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Violet would marry Jade because they both dislike men and are vampires.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?
Kia passes out on the couch, Renish kicks Horror out because of his leeches trying to kill Kia and Renish.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Tanek, an elf raised by demons to hate everything not demonic.

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?
They are protesting me making most of them insane, I ask them if they know that they are insane then wouldn't that make them sane?

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Medium rare t-bone steak.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Yes

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Lost in Plot Holes.

[Atomic Salsa]

OK, so it's pretty basic; choose twelve of your characters, numbering them like so:

1) Ireth
2) Isosani
3) David
4) Nahuel
5) Josette
6) Alistair
7) Levesque
8) Rae Linir
9) Zane Levesque
10) Neit Pavlec
11) Maurin
12) Silas

Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Maurin. He would probably teach Comparative Religion... but I guess he would be biased since he is a priest himself. but there is no way that Alistair would ever want to teach mortals anything.

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

Uhm... They both like to help people? and they are generally good men.

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Hah. Silas sends Rae on a mission to kill one of Archie's characters... and no, I don't think it would. Unless she caught him by surprise.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

Zane. No question. Though, he would also be dead on the floor of the elevator with all of his blood drained if he was anywhere near Josette for any length of time. I wonder if that is considered 'cracking'

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

It would be more likely that Isosani would just kill Alistair instead of swearing fealty to him. >> Ever, nor would he swear it to her.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Zane and Josette would not live long together...as already demonstrated in the elevator question.

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

They discuss their travels, I suppose. Isosani would sit there and talk about how serving Lucifer is her only job. Levesque would try to beguile his way into a waitress' pants, and Silas would eat his dinner quietly.

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

LOL. 10 wins. In one hit.

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

By way of slaughtering Ireth.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

The end of the world as we know it

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

It would be a fish out of water story. Ireth is an elf from LOTR. She would be thrust into modern day society and painted by Nahuel.

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

O_________O No. I would be the one dying.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

LOL. He's not good at anything. Though... I guess he could be a butt model for me.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Rae would have survived the best. Levesque would have run away.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

1. Ireth would be better to stay with if I could get over the sounds of her and her husband together @_@

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Probably 9. They wouldn't rip eachother's heads off.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

-doesn't want to think about that- I am sure Josette would kill the others - drunk or not.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Zane.

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

They protest the tyrannical dictator/creator. I erase all of their mouths.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Immortality.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Not even with a full arsenal of weaponry and a vantage point.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Worst. Plot. Ever.

[Dakhath]

I lack twelve characters that have been on VT/are well rounded enough to use here, soooooo, rounding out the list are some characters that have not been seen here, as well as Crassius Curio 'cause I could.

1) Una
2) Jonus
3) Miaren
4) Arenar
5) Arneri
6) Kelric
7) Cira
8) Craig Henderson
9) Lori Clawson
10) Lucan
11) Traice
12) Crassius Curio


1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

Huh. Traice and Kelric actually have a great deal in common. They're both pretty laid back and quiet. Traice doesn't have a lot of patience, though, so I don't think he would make a good professor.

Kelric would enjoy teaching, I think... for a while. He would also teach psychology because he spends a great deal of time watching people as a bartender.

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

Traice and Arenar are similar in their chosen profession - they're both guards, basically, but... uh... Arenar's an ass. Traice isn't. That's not a personality trait that they share.

Um... hm. They do both have a short temper.

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

*cackles at the thought of Crassius sending anyone on a mission* And Henderson wouldn't even know where to start, either. Crassius is a politician, so... I suppose he would send Henderson on a mission to spy on one of the other Great Houses.

Henderson is not a spy. He's also very impatient. He would fail, and miserably.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

This is another pair that shares some similarities. Clawson would be the first to crack, though. Arneri is an assassin and she's used to waiting when she has to.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Hm. I'm not sure. Jonus is about as normal as normal gets. Kelric is a bartender, like I said, so obviously not interested in having anyone work for him. They might agree to cooperate with each other, though.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Arneri should share an apartment with Lucan, definitely. Clawson isn't the nicest person around and Lucan is a friendly old man. He'd probably die within the year anyway.

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

*cackles at the idea* That's hilarious. It really is. Jonus is going to spend the entire time trying not to make it obvious that he doesn't like Crassius. Cira is going to spend the entire time trying to be friendly to both of them without offending either of them.

They would probably go to Crassius' home (at his suggestion) so he can stare at them like the creeper he is.

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

Miaren? Challenge anyone? She and Lucan would get along. If she did challenge him to a duel, it would be to prove a point, maybe... but she wouldn't hurt him.

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

*cackles* And Una totally would steal it, too. Henderson would be out of luck unless he could trade her something that she felt was worth more.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Redemption and Dumplings

Yeah, I have no idea.


11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Una is terrified of Arenar. He wants her dead and is going to kill her slowly if he ever catches her again. Hm. I suppose they might end up working together if he did catch her again but something utterly insane happened to the Imperial fort they were at.

He might let her help if they were invaded by the forces of Oblivion, or something. Might. Or he might just kill her, too.

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

I would get along well with Kelric. Arneri would be a little quiet but also kinda snippy. She would be the one I would want to kill off.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I would ask Miaren to teach me how to levitate 'cause that would be awesome.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Henderson DID grow up in an unstable home, and he turned out all right. I don't think Cira would have taken it well, however.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Ha! Kelric, certainly. Una would steal everything I had.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Arenar. She would think she could manipulate him.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

Crassius would manipulate them into doing things that are best not described in any detail. Creeper.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Una does fail at life. Horribly. Somehow she's not dead yet. I'm not sure how.

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting the fact that some of my characters get more usage than others. Una and Miaren are protesting that they get used too much and therefore see more abuse than the others.

I ignore them and promise to use them all later. Lying, of course.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Cira wouldn't kidnap anybody... but let's say she did. She would demand that Arneri quit killing people. Arneri wouldn't do it, of course, but Cira wouldn't hurt anyone anyway so Jonus would be safe.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Oh hell yes. Miaren is a 130 something year old mage. She's quite capable of taking care of herself and could probably fry about half of the above characters with no real effort. She would probably just cast invisibility and escape, though.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Insane Crossover from Hell

[Tabbies]

1)Brandon
2)Kislen
3)Julian
4)Jade
5)Eyra
6)Xylo
7)Sebastian
8)Dedrick
9)Carlisle
10)Aden
11)Lucien
12)Ms. Dodge


1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

This is a choice between Xylo and Lucien, which is very amusing for me, because when Xylo is somewhat content with his position in reality, he gets extra money tutoring college students in basic science- community colleges, but college nonetheless.

Lucien, though very wise, rarely takes the time to bring a human under his wing unless he sincerely thinks they have potential as a vampire, in which case he forces his opinion on them until they bend under his will. Or die. Whichever happens first. Xylo would be a better college professor, even though Lucien knows more.

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

Let's see... Four and Eleven are... LOL- Jade and Lucien! They're very dissimilar- I suppose their personality trait would be their need to press their opinion on others, though their methods are vastly different- Lucien uses subtle psychology and mental torture whereas Jade just refuses to shut up and stop following someone. xD

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Ms. Dodge sends Dedrick on a mission... No. Ms. Dodge would be demanding that my sexy blue-eyed vampire bring her tea and cookies, and Dedrick's pride and need to control his own life wouldn't allow him to even associate with my elderly fortune teller, much less bring her trinkets.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

Eyra and Carlisle... Definitely Carlisle, though both characters are somewhat flighty and easily made nervous. Carlisle has an incredible fear of water (which is why he's on the Titanic, duh. >>) and he would associate being trapped in a small space suspended in air by mere cables to the same fear of being on a ship in the middle of an ocean.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Kislen, my dragon boy, or Xylo, my werecat? Xylo would probably swear fealty to Kislen, though Kislen is very mild-mannered and quiet. Xylo would feel a need to be controlled, and though Kislen would probably arch his eyebrows, he would be less likely to swear fealty then Xylo.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Eyra is looking for an apartment, and Lucien and Ms. Dodge are the choices. She would most definately choose Ms. Dodge- she has a soft spot for kooky old people. :3

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

Kislen, Sebastian, and Ms. Dodge? My goodness, how amusing. xD Sebastian is very conformable to most settings, so he would go wherever the other two would go, and Kislen is not likely to push his opinion on anyone- Ms. Dodge is the only one who would demand they go to some little tea shop for crumpets. Of course, she would be chattering about the finer points of tricking people into thinking she's a grand teller of fortunes, while Sebastian would be wondering why Lucien had sent him there. Kislen would probably listen quietly- but if anyone were to give up and leave first, between the two, Sebastian would be the first to go home.

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

Julian... challenges Aden... to a duel... LAWL. Ohgod, that's hilarious. Aden is so easily annoyed and Julian is so easily prone to annoyance... Julian would be flipping around hissing and spitting and chasing Aden back and forth, who would be using his swords to try and chop Julian's head off. Julian would be in laughing hysterics while Aden would be chomping at the bit to KILL the guy who was annoying him so.

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

Brandon? My little shy noctiphobic werewolf Brandon? Steal something from my deadly Dedrick? His most precious possession is a ring- Julian's attempted to steal it more then once. The vampire would be flipping out about Brandon's werewolf stench, while Brandon would probably be cowering and offering the possession back. He probably stole Dedrick's ring to give to Adria -coughcough-

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

... 'Of tea, tarot cards, and sex'. :3

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

To get Jade and Brandon to work together... wouldn't be TOO difficult- Jade would just be prattling endlessly and asking Brandon when he'd become a werewolf, Brandon would be confused and asking for advice on the ways of women, and Jade would offer assistance. No plot device needed, really. They're very compatible.

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

AW- Eyra and Xylo come to visit? ^ ^! How fun! Eyra and I aren't very similar, but I like her, and I would make her like me. x3 As for Xylo... God, I love him, but I'd probably kill him off first and feel miserable while doing it- his tendencies to complain and mope would drive me nuts.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Aw, Julian- I'd ask him to...

Wow... I dunno. o3o I'd probably ask him to teach me how he got so flexible and show me how to do a backflip. -shrug-

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Sebastian and Dedrick- they virtually grew up together anyway. xD Sebatian was turned by Lucien first, as a sort of butler, but Dedrick was always Lucien's pet 'son' until Julian came around... Sebastian was very open to Lucien's suggestions- If Lucien demands something, he sees wisdom where Dedrick sees a suffocating control. Sebastian is no doubt going to survive the best- Dedrick ran away from home after a couple centuries.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Brandon- hands down. Who KNOWS where Xylo's living. Ugh. Dx I'd take Brandon's incessant treadmill stomping over Xylo's creepy caretakers any day.

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

-giggles- Julian, married? And his choices are... Dedrick, Jade, or Carlisle. HAHA. xDD Julian would be on his knees begging for Jade- which is odd, since he's always been chasing after Dedrick, his brother... Carlisle would be ignored and thrown away- he's too boring to make a good pet. Jade would have the best chance at surviving Julian, even though Dedrick is also a vampire... Yeah, Jade. Julian would propose to Jade.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

Bwaha. xD Eyra and Lucien get drunk at Ms. Dodge's? That's laughable- I can see Eyra getting drunk- but Lucien would never allow himself to be intoxicated, as it disrupts his mentality and thought-processes. I seriously cannot envision Lucien drunk. ._. But Eyra would be having a fun time, and Ms. Dodge would probably be shooing both of them out of her house, amused as hell.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Eyra, hands down.

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

... Wow... I've no idea. Perhaps they're protesting what I've done to them- the situations I've put each of them through... I would be running like hell, screaming for my mommy.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Sebastian kidnaps Kislen and wants Eyra to give him something? Wow... perhaps Eyra has some sort of ancient relic sword or bow that Sebatian wants... >>; That's tricky.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Oh, come now, we're talking about JULIAN. Of COURSE he has a chance in hell. He'd take out the humans and be kicking vampire / fantasy creature butt with his annoying prowess- but eventually, if he were faced with Lucien and had been unable to sneak past his own sire... he would do whatever Lucien asked. Julian could beat everyone else... just not Lucien.

22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

... -cricket chirp- o.o

Brandon and Carlisle team up to save the world from a threat posed by Jade's secret organization. That's actually believable, Jade IS part of a secret organization- and Brandon and Carlisle, though both very mild-mannered verging on cowardly, could definitely work together. Sentence one, tackled. Sentence number two: Lucien volunteers to help them? No way- and if he were a secret spy for JADE? No-no-no. That's hard to visualize. Lucien would be serving his own needs if he were messing with Brandon and Carlise's minds. Next: Jade has kidnapped Ms. Dodge. Believable. Very believable- Ms. Dodge would probably annoy Jade to no end. And I can see Carlisle trying to help a poor defenseless old woman. Eyra offers wise advice to find... Julian? LAWL- No! Eyra's anything but wise, and Julian can offer NOTHING to help defeat some gigantic problem like this. xDD

...

The title would be.... -drumroll-

The Author's Amusing Dream

~As Told By~

The Recently Admitted-To-A-Psych-ward Author.

[Rain]

1. Tony
2. Talek
3. Verdi
4. Malice
5. Pseudo Nox
6. Adria
7. Evelynne
8. Roseanne
9. Mahlek
10. Red
11. Adaro
12. Roran




1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

6, because at least Adria is looks human, and has more patience than the cranky phoenix. >>; She'd also probably teach nursing, seeing as she's a nurse. Cx



2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?

Both have sick senses of humor. >>; -shot-



3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Roran would probably just ask her to make him some dinner or something. And probably. >> She's pretty good at cooking.



4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

Nox - then again, Nox is already crazy. |P




5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

The other way around. Talek would probably end up saving Adria or something, but either way, Talek doesn't like swearing fealty to anyone. >> Adria would do it if she had to, though.



6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

I wouldn't want ANYONE rooming with Nox... >>;
But, he'd probably share one with Red, who could more than hold his own against Nox...



7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

They'd probably just go to a small diner, and they'd probably discuss stories about their jobs. >>; They've all got some interesting ones.



8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

Verdi probably would have accused him of eating the last piece of steak, greedy thing he is... << -shot-
Anyways, so both probably would have a good fight, but depending on the place, they'd either kill each other or just end up beaten up and tired.



9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back?

Anthony's not really one to steal from women, especially women, but if he did, it would probably be her kid. <<; Roseanne would probably just ask/beg Tony for her kid back, and Tony would end up feeling so bad he'd hand him over.



10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Justice and Rain >>



11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Malice would probably blackmail Tony into working with him. >> I don't see how else the two would even be on the same side.




12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

I'd probably get along with Adria pretty well, but I'd probably want to strangle Nox. >> Which is why I'd probably want to murder the psycho by the end of the weekend. xD



13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Admit he's got the hots for Alena already and propose. >> -shotdead- Probably to come over to my school and beat up/eat all the assfaces there. D:<



14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Probably Evelynne, because she wouldn't have joined the homicide squad in the first place, and would just commit crimes... >>;
Roseanne's pretty used to horrible conditions, though, so I think she'd turn out better. x3;;;



15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Adria's place, just because there is a smaller chance of werewolf fights going on there... >>;



16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Roseanne. >>; Because Verdi is not gay or a pedophile.



17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

I can't imagine Nox drunk. XD
But, in any case, Roran would also probably be drunk, so... >>; he'd probably just act merrily drunk with the two of them. xP



18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Sorry, Nox. >>; You're just not able to function normally, and thus fail at life.



19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

Probably that I am a MAJOR character sadist, and they've all suffered terrible lives for the most part. <<; I'd go and send their most painful memories after them. >D -cackles-



20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

HA, like Evelynne could kidnap Talek. >> However, Talek would probably just play along, just so Evelynne could get her pen back from Nox.



21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Yeah, Verdi's not that bad of a fighter... >> He'd probably actually do insanely well if on/near the water, too. ;P



22) 1 and 9 team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that he's actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

.________________.;

-cackles at thinking Nox has wise advice- >> << Ahem.

The Impossible Story -fails at creativity-

[blaire]

1) Gabriel de Rosier.
2) Marc Trudeau.
3) Claudia Beckett.
4) Cynric Guiardo.
5) Trisha Vivianni.
6) Hiraos Fonfala.
7) Sasha Listovski.
8) Daphne Paige.
9) Carson Lapontier.
10) Honour Harley.
11) Delilah Jenks.
12) Amadeo Lefroy.

Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, Hiraos Fonfala or Delilah Jenks? What subject would they teach?

Well, considering His Majesty King Fonfala has been rather suicidal and reclusive since Boreas turned him, it might be safe to say that even a vain werewolf like Delilah would beat him out as a college professor – not to mention, she’s a hell of a lot less temperamental than the old vampire, anyway. The thing is, if Delilah Jenks was any sort of professor, she’d go into neurosurgery at some swanky university after serving for a bajillion years on the work force. Nikolai’s not having his mate be, like, a criminology professor. It doesn’t sound impressive enough to him. >>

2) What personality trait do Cynric Guiardo and Delilah Jenks have in common?

Both Delilah and Cynric love their aesthetic principles and make much of their appearance. Cynric, being the ruler of Hades, even has the same penchant for gold that Delilah has, and – as Reycee and Tony can testify – they have the same curious fetishes for expensive rings.

3) Amadeo Lefroy sends Daphne Paige on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Amadeo, who would probably rip Daphne’s heart out of her chest and keep it in an ornate box, would no doubt send the lovely young actress – broken and bleeding and certainly far from alive – to rip out the hearts of her dears ones (perhaps her best friend, Sabryna Spence) to trade for her own. Doubtless, Daphne wouldn’t succeed because, at the end of it all, she loves them too, too much and, really – she’s only human, and one of America’s favourite humans, too.
4) If Trisha Vivianni and Carson Lapontier were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

No cracking necessary. Carson would merely claw his way out of the elevator, reducing the top of it into nothing but scrap-metal, thoroughly scarring Trisha’s beliefs on the possible in the meantime. St. Verona’s so-called Prince, becoming intrigued by the insane power wielded by the summer King, would doubtless be enthralled with him and invest the rest of her time to obsessively decoding the world of werewolves.

I suppose, since Carson’s a fucking psychopath and becoming a supernatural stalker isn’t exactly healthy, perhaps both are already cracked and just need happy situations in which to demonstrate.
5) Would it make more sense for Marc Trudeau to swear fealty to Hiraos Fonfala, or the other way around?

Marc to Hiraos. Marc Trudeau is an attractive Quebecois kid with a talent for behind-the-scenes show business and a sometimes-active roles in mythical prophecies. Hiraos Fonfala is an immortal King of man made into a vampire, and only alive (I mean, he would’ve killed himself for being made a vampire – what a blow to his pride!) because of his duty to defend Chronos’s godsend, the pureblood vampire Emeiyenae, for the rest of eternity (of course, she thinks she’s human – certainly, she wasn’t happy, either, when Boreas converted the King!).

6) For some reason, Trisha Vivianni is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with Carson Lapontier or with Honour Harley?

Honour. Unless, of course, she managed to somehow get herself appointed as Carson’s mate and managed not to be brutally murdered and devoured after uncovering the world of werewolves. Not to mention, Trisha doubtless needs someone like Honour to preen with her. I mean, Honour might be a little more rock-and-roll than the Prince, but they can use their manipulative conniving to better take over the world together. Not to mention, Trisha would be the perfect person to deal with Honour wicked fae streak.

7) Marc Trudeau, Sasha Listovski and Amadeo Lefroy have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

Sasha Listovski is, in actuality, discussing a documentary on her father with the reckless Marc Trudeau; the latter doesn’t realize she’s the goddess Artemis, and she’s appraising him ruthlessly before deciding to drive him mad or let him be. Amadeo interrupts them at the swanky establishment and, just to spite the virgin goddess, subtly threatens her and manoeuvres around the suspicious Mark, endangering him as a threat against her. Poor Mark, caught between two powerful people without knowing either are divine entities, gets stuck as a pawn while the pair discuss politics and underhanded threats on the lives of the mortals beneath them.

8) Claudia Beckett challenges Honour Harley to a duel. Why and what happens?

Poor Claudia has been forced to challenge the pixie to a duel in order to get her voice back. She doesn’t want to, but Fabian has commanded her to pick up a sword and the terrified, mute little doll is pitted against her will against the sly Honour and her bag full of dirty tricks. Claudia, having been a songbird for so many years, can’t even hold her own and Honour almost decimates her; at the last minute, she kicks the little bird aside and spares her life, having bought just enough time for the other Guardians to break into Shadow Haunt to rescue the Shadows’ captives.

9) If Gabriel de Rosier stole Daphne Paige's most precious possession, how would she get it back.

It doesn’t matter if Gabriel is death incarnate or not. Nobody steals from fucking Daphne Paige. Markson, her overprotective stalker-hitman agent is on it at once.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Sasha Listovski and Amadeo Lefroy both attain what they most desire.

Heart of the Labyrinth.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Cynric Guiardo and Gabriel to work together?

When Persephone takes on a human child, her husband, Hades, creates his own archangel to serve beneath the empire of his mortal identity. Cynric Guiardo no longer needs a human hand on his right: he has created his own immortal, winter’s and this destroyer will soon bring an end to the Gods of old.

12) If Trisha Vivianni and Hiraos Fonfala visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

I would be terrified if five and six came to see me. I might just shit bricks out of sheer intimidation that a vampire king and the Italian Prince was actually about to invade my home and show me just how insignificant I was. Trisha, at least, is human; I might have to kill Hiraos just as a means of self-preservation. I mean, even if he won’t eat me, the guy is pretty messed up and I’ve done so much shit to him I’m probably in his bingo book. Crap. Crapcrapcrap. Don’t ever make me think about having them over. I would die before I had a chance to kill them off, seriously.

13) If you could command Claudia Beckett to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

To sing, but that bitch Fabian took her voice away in hopes the Shadows would kill her without any other use for her. Her voice is – was – certainly the most awe-inspiring sound ever to grace the earth. It was positively magical. Now? Now it’s gone, and the poor thing is nothing but a terrified little child in the middle of a war-ravaged Ontario.

14) If Sasha Listovski and Daphne Paige had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

Both Sasha and Daphne had their fair share of shit. I can’t see either coming out too differently, however, especially if they had each other. Daphne was the ambitious, popular, talented con despite the problems at home, and Sasha managed to keep her head on straight despite the scandalous lifestyle of her dysfunctional mortal-skinned family. Together, they would’ve been unstoppable.

Unless, of course, Sasha infected her parents with madness and they killed them both ‘in self defence’. Sasha and Daphne would certainly have done so much better on their own, and they’d certainly be vindictive and vengeful enough as a pair.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose Gabriel Lefroy or Hiraos Fonfala?

One. .______. I would die of shame going anywhere near Hiraos, and Gabriel, at least, has a sick sense of duty towards humanity.

16) Claudia Beckett has to marry either Daphne Paige, Cynric Guiardo or Carson Lapontier. Who do they choose?

Well, she’d probably marry whoever told her to marry them. ._____. Cynric is married and Reycee would turn Claudia into a plant if she even looked at the abusive God twice. Daphne wouldn’t be available to Claudia and I’m not sure publicity would be too good on their lesbian relationship. Carson, however, would probably find some use for her and they would live happily ever after, even though Claudia is afraid of anything that moves and Carson is an ass. Maybe they could have some beauty and the beast shit going on – the werewolf king, and the avian shapeshifter commoner.

17) Trisha Vivianni and Delilah Jenks get completely drunk and end up at Amadeo Lefroy's house. What happens?

Delilah’s not really drunk. She’s been ordered by Nikolai to deal with Amadeo in order to arrange Big Bad’s death in a neat little venture. As a gift, she brings the inebriated Trisha to the Unseelie King, Amadeo, so that the good lord might whet his appetite in blood and pretty flesh. The point of the evening hangs on whether or not Delilah will snap her friend’s neck as she intended, having reached over to it, and whether she’ll rip the girl’s chest open and bear Trisha’s heart for the King’s delight.

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Out of five, eleven, and twelve? Five. Delilah’s life is miserable, and it looks like she’s marked for certain death no matter what the outcome of her plot line is, no matter how pleased she herself is with it and how much ass she gets to kick. Out of all of them? Poor Claudia. She spent her entire childhood being tortured and beaten down by sick, twisted Shadows and then had her voice – the thing they kept her alive for – taken away. She was rescued only to switch places wither rescuer. She despises herself, is terrified of people, and she has no family because her parents abandoned her in Ontario’s winter.

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

The fact that I royally screwed them all over. By the time I comprehend this, numbers 1, 4, 6, 7, 9, 11, and 12 have already infiltrated my home. Goodbye, cruel world. How I loved thee.

20) Sasha Listovski kidnaps Marc Trudeau and demands something from Trisha Vivianni for Marc's release. What is it?

Sasha demands the use of Trisha’s underworld gang roots in exchange for Marc. Presumably, Marc and Trisha are dating, having both been scarred by the supernatural world in this questionnaire.

21) Everyone gangs up on Claudia Beckett. Does Claudia have a chance in hell?

No. Good bye, Claudia. Chances are, you can’t even shift into your little bird shape and fly away from these bastards, you poor, innocent, abused little lamb. ;~; -GUILT TRIPS THE OTHER ELEVEN MAJORLY-

22) Gabriel de Rosier and Carson Lapontier team up to save the world from the threat posed by Cynric Guiardo's secret organisation. Delilah Jenks volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that she's actually a spy for Cynric. Meanwhile, Cynric has kidnapped Amadeo Lefroy in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Trisha Vivianni, they seek out Claudia Beckett, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Shit Happens.

[Bry]

My fail characters

1)Kiana
2)Miari
3)Kyle
4)Roderick
5)Fallon
6)Konar
7)Rashida
8)Tanya
9)Aidan
10)Anne
11)Marla
12)Nick

Then, you just answer the questions below - it's simple! ^^

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subject would they teach?

11(Marla) would make a WAY better teacher, and she would teach History.

2) What personality trait do 4 and 11 have in common?
They are both cold

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Nick sends Tanya to get an enchanted item, and it does succeed.

4) If 5 and 9 were trapped in an elevator together, who would be the first to crack?

Fallon, definitely

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Miari to Konar, surely

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Umm, not really good choices for her, because Aidan is a power hungry freak, and Anne is a female dog, but Aidan would be for the best, because he probably wouldn’t do anything really bad….

7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?

Good lord… They go to a fancy place, (Rashida protests) (Miari acts like a total weirdo) (Nick is usually cocky self) They discuss things about their lives, but I don’t see it ending well.

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. Why and what happens?

Kyle would win, just because he’s a gifted and Anne just a B

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back.

Tanya would make mincemeat out of Kiana

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Of Love and Self Truth

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Roderick would have to be forced… somehow, and so would Kiana

12) If 5 and 6 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Which would you most feel like killing off by the end of the weekend?

I’d definitely want to kill Konar off the most, just because of his superior-than-thou personality. I’d probably get along pretty well with Fallon, though.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Get me some juice. He’s not much good at anything.

14) If 7 and 8 had grown up as siblings in an unstable home, who would've turned out the most different? Who would've survived the best?

-snerks- That’s funny, because they ARE siblings, but they were separated at birth, anyways, Rashida would survive the best, because she is naturally cold, not like Tanya who is a vampire. Tanya would be the most different though.

15) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Umm… Kiana, but Konar is much more interesting…. So…..

16) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

[b]Tanya, because she’s the only girl, but he’d be eaten.

17) 5 and 11 get completely drunk and end up at 12's house. What happens?

Nick kicks Fallon to the curb, and … takes advantage of Marla

18) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Anne

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What're they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting that I can’t roleplay them correctly, and I try to improve my writing skills.

20) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

[b] I dunno. Fallon isn’t really rich, or anything, so Fallon would have to try and find a spell to get rid of Rashida’s wings.

21) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Hell no

22) Kiana and Aidan team up to save the world from the threat posed by Roderick's secret organization. Marla volunteers to help them, but is later discovered that she's actually a spy for Roderick. Meanwhile, Roderick has kidnapped Nick in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Fallon, they seek out Kyle, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Um…. I’d give it “Band of Misfits against the World”